another moral hangover. fuck.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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