You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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