we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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