i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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