So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Randomize
