No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
