I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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