So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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