Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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