big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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