I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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