I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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