The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Randomize
