i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Little spoons don't ask big questions
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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