no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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