Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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