i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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