There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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