i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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