we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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