no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Randomize
