Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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