He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize