3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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