Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Reggie can tackle my bush.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Randomize
