You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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