i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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