I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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