smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Terrible idea I love it
My dad is sitting where you rode me
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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