He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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