i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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