Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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