Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
She's the barista slut.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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