She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
i out mim tonsoeep
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