Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
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