worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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