When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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