Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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