I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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