C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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