I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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