i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I wish there were birth control emojis
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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