Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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