But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
should my penis look like a turkey
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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