don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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