More tranny stories later!
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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