Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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