I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
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Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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