I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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