She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
my shit smells like andre
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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