I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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