Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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