Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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