He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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