I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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