i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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