Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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